Joined Jul 19 2010
This... is... AMERICA!!!
KP is my real name.
I am a writer, a video gamer, a tabletop gamer, a libertarian, a minarchist, a capitalist, an interventionist, a nontheist, an intelligent person, and a future internet comedian who likes Disturbed's music, women, cake, Mountain Dew, and amphibians.
I have tried to be as mature as possible by such means as paying more attention to politics than to religion, treating women like people, acknowledging all racism (including racism against whites) as racism, acknowledging all sexism (including sexism against guys) as sexism, respecting permissive democratic governments, disrepecting tyrannical autocrat governments, improving on my media plans, committing to a high-protein, high-calcium diet, understanding the Scientific Research into swearing (and the SR into sexuality), and tolerating criticism.
I aspire to do a field of Zoology called Batrachology (study of amphibians) as my career, and to start my webshows in May 6th 2012 on YouTube, Openfilm, Blip, and Sevenload as one hobby to make money from (partnerships earn you 2-15 $ per 1000 views as estimate, real #s are kept a secret), and the other hobby I make money from being to sell custom-made costumes, custom-made items, and hopefully live toads and newts for those who want them as pets. The shows will consist of a video game review show, a tabletop gaming show about Games Workshop's LOTR strategy battle game, a cooking show, a politics show, a music review show about Disturbed, a TV documentary review show about Deadliest Warrior, a Q&A show about the Haradrim from Middle-earth, and a Q&A show about the Easterlings from the same fictional continent. All shows will be present here, since they are all comedy.
I could describe myself in full detail, but that would take way the hell to long.